Someone Finally Did It!

I knew this day would come. It was only a matter of time. Somehow, someway, someday it would happen to me as it has happened to countless others.

I thought that I could put it off, and I would be fine. I would keep my dirty little secret. My secret is out there now for the whole freaking world to know.

Someone has finally stopped me. Many others tried, but one tiny woman stopped me. Am I happy about finally being stopped? Yeah, not really. Some people want to get caught, but I didn't.

THEY TOOK AWAY MY CHOCOLATE! The nutritionist took it away!!! Can you believe it? The certified chocoholic has been discovered, and my stash has been taken from me.

What will I do now?